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Thursday, December 2nd, 2004
6:36 pm
Tuesday, October 12th, 2004
7:43 am
Would you rather..

Have to find a baseball buried in a two-story-high pile of week old dead animals

Or

A ping-pong ball in a 12’ x 12’ x 10’ room filled with elephant poop?

#2
Monday, October 11th, 2004
7:52 am
Would you rather…

Be able to shower every day but have to wear the
Same set of unwashed clothes and underwear

Or

Give up your right to shower but b able to change
Clothes every day

#1, I go naked as often as possible





Would you rather…

Be famous for being a genius
Or
For being good-looking?

#1




Would you rather..

Walk backward from california to maine

Or

Forward around the equator (the distance covered by oceans would be replaced by a treadmill?

#2 I could use the exercise
Wednesday, October 6th, 2004
8:34 am
WOULD YOU RATHER…


BE FRENCH-KISSED BY SOMEONE WHO HASN’T BRUSHED HIS OR HER TEETH IN A MONTH

OR

INTIMATELY GROPED BY SOMEONE WHO HASN’T WASHED HIS OR HER HANDS IN TWO MONTHS?

#2
Friday, October 1st, 2004
3:36 pm
1. Think of a word you would use to describe me.
1a. Tell me what that word is please (:
2. Go to Google Image Search and search for that word.
3. Select the picture you see as most fitting, and post it as a reply.
4. Post this meme in your journal.
Tuesday, September 14th, 2004
10:40 am
Would you rather…
Explain to a six year old about the birds and the bees

Or

What happens to people when they die

#2.
10:39 am
Would you rather…

Play twister naked with your in-laws

Or

With your significant other in front of a sold-out 60,000 seat stadium?


As gross as it is, gotta say #1. I’ll get good and drunk before starting
Monday, September 13th, 2004
10:47 am
Would you rather…

Have the entire interior of your house painted neon green

Or

Trade all the furniture in your living room for concrete blocks??


#1. it would be invigorating. Plus I would still be comfy, with comfy furniture
10:46 am
WOULD YOU RATHER…

WITHOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF PLASTIC SURGERY, HAVE A REALLY BIG NOSE
THAT CAUSES PEOPLE TO CALL YOU “THE VENTILATOR”

OR

REALLY, REALLY BIG GRANDPA EARS THAT CAUSE PEOPLE TO CALL YOU “DUMBO”?

GOTTA SAY #2
Friday, September 10th, 2004
9:59 am
Would you rather…

Get a small electric shock every time you touch anything

Or

Have everything that touches you tickle?


#2, I like some tickle
Wednesday, September 8th, 2004
10:54 am
Would you rather…

Get sexual advice from dr. ruth (dr ruth was a trained sniper in Israel?

Or

A porn star

Gotta go with #2, they’ve probably had more experience
Tuesday, September 7th, 2004
10:52 am
Would you rather…

Given that you are about to die after a perfect 80 years and knowing that one of your past actions will lead to the end of mankind very soon, never have been born

Or

Be content with the life you’ve lived.

Well, the human race is a walking virus to this poor planet, but I don’t want to be the one and only person responsible for the end of man kind

So I’ll go with #1, if I had never been born, I can’t miss much
10:49 am
Would you rather…
Regularly and spontaneously start to dance the Macarena in the middle of the supermarket and other retail stores

Or

Regularly moan loudly when using the rest room

#2, usually there’s not many peeps in there.
10:45 am
Would you rather…

Snort every time you laugh (krissy snow style)

Or

Sneeze repeatedly and uncontrollably every time you have a bowel movement?


#2 maybe it would quicken the process
Friday, September 3rd, 2004
9:57 am
Would you rather…

As a woman have a boyfriend who has pepperoni-sized nipples that are often erect and that regularly show through his shirts

Or

Be dating a guy whose favorite story is about how he got the cyst cut out from his armpit and how bad it smelled?


Well I think I’ll have to go with #2 on this. It’s gross. But hey, everyone has a gross story, whether they want to admit it or not

What’s your gross story???
Thursday, September 2nd, 2004
10:46 am
Would you rather…

Have to perpetually use crutches

Or

Always have to carry a sack of dog doo?


Well, I’ll have to go with #2
After awhile the smell would fade…. Right?
Crutches hurt my pits
Wednesday, September 1st, 2004
10:54 am
Would you rather…
Navigate through life always wearing 3-D glasses

Or

A milk mustache


#1, it would be trippy.
#2 would probably get stinky
Tuesday, August 31st, 2004
11:55 am
Would you rather…

Eat a giant, three-inch insect that you are told tastes like fresh sweet fruit

Or

A marshmallow that your friend kept between his butt cheeks for 30 seconds.

I gotta say #1, provided that the insect is not poisonous.




Would you rather....

Assemble small toys all day

Or

Be a meter maid

#2 ??? Was does that entail anyways?
Monday, August 30th, 2004
6:47 pm

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10:40 am
Would you rather…

Be caught in the path of an elephant breaking wind

Or

Sit on a porcupine


It’s gross but I gotta go with #1



Would you rather…

As a doctor, treat a homeless man for maggots that live under his toenails

Or

Pick the lice out of a homeless man’s pubic hair

Once again, it’s gross, but I gotta go with #1
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